Monday, March 28, 2011
What if Stephen Harper Got a Majority?
I try not to think about that question eh? It gives me a choking feeling, and keeps me up at night.
But Heather Mallick examines that nightmare scenario, and it's totally brilliant.
A Harper majority government would be dishonest. That's an easy one, they're Dodgy Inc. now, with their in-and-out campaign financing, lying to Parliament, allegations of illegally blocking freedom of information, killing the long-form census to cater to invented online outrage, wildly underestimating the cost of those Lockheed Martin jets, padding the Senate they previously vowed to reform, accepting fat MP pensions they once decried . . . I could go on but lack the space and sometimes the will to live, frankly.
If that's what they say about Ignatieff, imagine what they'll say about you. The Conservative hate machine will swivel toward you like a Dalek and advance. You're doomed. A Harper majority government wouldn't just lash out generally. It would hunt down its enemies.
Fear these people. Don't get sick. Don't grow old. Don't have children. Make yourself invulnerable.
I laughed at that last line eh? But then I realized it isn't funny. It could really happen. Because with a leader so twisted, so morally depraved, and recklessly vindictive like Stephen Harper, we could end up in a very dark place.
With the creepy nerds in the PMO, and Charles McVety's obedient hordes free to do ANYTHING they wanted.
Golly. I love the way this plot is going. What a difference a couple of days makes.
With all this material I wouldn't be surprised if our vicious attack ads win an Oscar eh?
We've got our Great Scary Leader.
Now all we need is an exorcist...
Yes.Yes. Finish them Monkey God.
Send them all back to Alabama...or Alberta.
Because this is Canada not Harperland.
And they're not welcome here...
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