Saturday, November 27, 2010
Does God Hate Sunday Shopping?
P.E.I.'s Transportation Minister seems to believe he does.
A debate over Sunday shopping has led P.E.I.'s transportation minister to suggest God had struck down the leader of the Opposition, who fell and injured herself after introducing a bill to allow Sunday openings year-round.
"I'm not what you call a saint, but I believe in God and I believe in [doing] the best I can do. You were at CBC pushing Sunday shopping, were you not? On TV?" he asked Crane. "Right after that interview what happened?"
"We had a bit of an accident," Crane responded.
"Does that not tell you something?" said MacKinley.
"Like what?" said Crane.
"Like the Lord works in mysterious ways, and maybe you should start worrying what's going on here? We are going all the time, we're getting farther and farther away, whether it's prayers in the schools or whatever it is," said MacKinley.
Holy Spud Batman. He's the Transportation Minister? How do they get around in P.E.I.? On donkeys, camels, or chariots?
And although I almost don't dare type this question eh?
In case I break a finger.
But if God hates Sunday shopping.
What does he think of shopping on Black Friday?
And isn't that WORSE?
MacKinley you theocratic buffoon. You idiot. Repeat after me:
Sunday is just another day.
Shopping is religion.
And God is a SALE...