Friday, January 16, 2009
George Bush's Scary Farewell Address
I watched George Bush's farewell address tonight on my new 46-inch HD TV and boy was that a SCARY experience.
The speech itself was frightening enough...so full of shite and self delusion.
"You may not agree with some of the tough decisions I have made, but I hope you can agree that I was willing to make the tough decisions."
I couldn't decide whether he was completely mad or just roaring drunk.
But the absolutely horrifying part was the way the Chimp loomed so large it was like he was in my bedroom, the fleshy parts under his neck wiggling like a buzzard in heat, and the booger in his left nostril looking as big as a boulder. Just click on the photo and you'll see what I mean.
And I wasn't the only one who noticed.
8:01 — Here he is, in the Hall of Flags or something! The 50 people who care about him are there clapping. There is some crazy woman next to Cheney, who is not smiling.
8:02 — We made the mistake of watching him on HD. Never do this. He looks… gritty. OMG he looks insaner as they zoom in.
8:03 — He congratulates the Negroids and their children for taking over America.
8:05 — “There has been much debate” about the War on Terror, but “no one can question the results.” O?
8:07 — His neck looks like a turkey gizzard on HD. This is completely terrifying.
Yikes. I almost wished I had live-blogged it myself. But I did drink HEAVILY.
Not just because I want to forget the last eight years. And what this ignorant, incompetent war criminal did to the world.
But because with the countdown clock ticking down.
I'm starting my musical countdown down bad memory lane.
Three days to go before the foul booger chimp is buried in the stinking garbage can of history. Along with the carcass of the Republican Party.
Three days before we're rocking in the free world again. Three days before the whole world shouts PAR--TY !!!
And the nightmare is finally over....