Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Now This is What I Call a Sex Scandal

I'm pretty French when it comes to sex scandals. As in ooh la la. Shrug. Good for them.

But even by British standards this one is humongous.

Max Mosley, one of the most powerful men in world sport, was under pressure to resign as boss of Formula One’s governing body last night after he was exposed enjoying a Nazi-style orgy with five prostitutes.

And of course the tabs are having a field day.

FORMULA One motor racing chief Max Mosley is today exposed as a secret sado-masochist sex pervert.

The son of infamous British wartime fascist leader Oswald Mosley is filmed romping with five hookers at a depraved NAZI-STYLE orgy in a torture dungeon. Mosley— a friend to F1 big names like Bernie Ecclestone and Lewis Hamilton— barks ORDERS in GERMAN as he lashes girls wearing mock DEATH CAMP uniforms and enjoys being whipped until he BLEEDS.

Yikes. Whip me with a wet noodle. I LOVE racing cars and I'm all in favour of orgies. And FIVE hookers does make Eliot Spitzer's little whore hump look like a lonely wank.

But blood, pain, and fascism is such a turnoff. And the choice of costumes simply grotesque.

Although it does raise an interesting question.

If Max's dad was a famous fascist... who married his mother in Joseph Goebbels's drawing room.... while Adolph Hitler looked on.

Does that mean fascism isn't just a contagious disease?

It can also be congenital .... or a birth defect?

You know the way some right-wing bloggers have been carrying on.

And after checking out this loser

I wouldn't be surprised...

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