Tuesday, October 16, 2007
The Flaming Pope and the Priestly Pervert
You know when I read the story about the flaming Pope in Poland I thought it was crazy enough.
From Mother Theresa in a cinammon bun, to the Virgin Mary on a toasted cheese sandwich - images resembling religious icons are regularly spotted in unlikely places.
Now this fiery figure - photographed in a bonfire in Poland - is being hailed as Pope John Paul II making an appearance from beyond the grave.
But then I took another look at the picture and I thought it was even NUTTIER. I mean EVERYONE knows that there aren't any flames in heaven...only in hell. So WTF are those ignorant Polski peasants yapping about ?
If that's the Pope in the Bonfire he's only out because his Satanic Majesty gave him a day pass.
And that's not something to CELEBRATE. Or is it?
Besides don't these dummies know that if you want to see a flaming Pope you have to go to Rome?
Isn't that as OBVIOUS as this story?
Oh not the fact that the alleged pervert is a Canadian. That's shocking and disgusting...and will shame us in the eyes of the world.
But this part....
The lead suspect in an international pedophile investigation volunteered at a B.C. school and was a chaplain with the air cadets in Nova Scotia.
The volunteer work was part of his training at Christ of the King seminary, where Neil was studying to become a priest.
Praise the Lord. And pass the straitjackets and the handcuffs.
Crazy religion working to make the world a crazier and more dangerous place.
Look ...here's my bottom line.
Let them see the Pope in a Pepperoni Pizza. Or Mary in a Mama Burger.
Or Jesus on a fish stick....or a dental X-ray .... or in a nacho pan ....or EVERYWHERE.
Holy Madunga indeed.
Let them live in their crazy world.
Just keep them away from the children...