Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Are the Blogging Tories a Gay Porn Site?

I love to read The Blogging Tories. I love the call of the right-wing loons. The sounds of all those old angry white men typing madly away in their housecoats. The spectacular view it affords me of the rectum of the Stephen Harper Party. The smell of insanity in the morning.

So imagine how happy I was to discover that now I can read it AND jerk off at the same time.....because now it's also a gay porn site!!! (NOTE: This was a link to a Darcey post at Dust My Broom that showed a guy sucking off another...and illustrated a story about adoption...called Gay Agenda 1 Commonsense 0. The picture had nothing to do with the story but was just designed to smear all gay people...but of course only smeared its author.)

But then I realized it was just the old Alberta redneck Darcey from Dust My Bitch letting his homophobia flare up again like a bad case of syphilis ( It's bad there) And turning HIMSELF on...

I mean most of the stuff he writes is just the usual right-wing drivel. He loves Kate MacMillan, loves the word "heteronormative" and goes ga ga over our boys in uniform. I mean REALLY ga ga. As in BLOW them if he could.

He also spends a lot of time portraying native people as worthless drunks...even though he is Metis himself. And of course he HATES Hugo Chavez.

In his favour he also hates Kathie Shaidle...just like I do.... and he likes the blues.

But unfortunately the redneck also has an obsession with gay men. He seems to think that we all want to fuck him in the ass...which if you look at his photo is absolutely ridiculous. Any gay man who went after that would have to be really DESPERATE.

Which is ok. So-called "straight men" come after my dick all the time. But unfortunately for the Darcey Bitch he also has an attitude problem....that this August post of his kinda sums up.

When another man that you know is gay tries to touch you the immediate hetero-normalitive response is to put him on the ground, kick out every single tooth and punch him in the throat.

I’ve tried to gently intervene and have provided a few little warnings like a brisk backhand or have tripped him on the pavement so he falls hard and impregnates himself with rocks, starts to cry and then I pour beer on him but it just doesn’t seem to be working.

So please Dr. Laura, please help me find Allah’s way before I pull out my great big manly sword and jihad the infidel into mincemeat

You know he might call it satire. But I call it violent. And ignorant.

Darcey seems to think that violence aimed at gay men is funny. When it isn't.

He seems to think that we have an agenda...when all we have is a burning desire for equality and freedom.

He seems to think that he can bully us ...like the guy he jokes about in that post ....because we're weak and won't fight back.

When in fact we WILL fight back. And me and most of my closest friends could make ANY redneck homophobes lick their own blood off the pavement in about ten or twelve seconds.

You see this dum redneck doesn't seem to understand that he may have come from a hard place.

But many of us came from even harder places....and had to fight for EVERYTHING. Just like I did. In a place of beer and blades and steel toed boots. Where no quarter was given or expected.

Darcey might have grown up with the blues. But I grew up with this music and these guys...



Aren't we BEAUTIFUL? Aye. Is there a problem here? No. Stab um anyways. Ha ha ha. Welcome to Ned culture...from the Knife Capital of the World.

Where..... dear Dr. Laura.... a redneck from Alberta would be GUTTED.... like a deer.

The moral of this story? Don't do booze AND glue when you blog..

And before you shoot your dirty mouth off about beating up a gay man.

Make damn sure you know who you're planning to attack....coz homophobia, violence, and THAT kind of ignorance can be such a deadly combination.

At least that's what I told Dr. Laura...

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P.S. Stephen Taylor might want to practice explaining the B.T. policy on pornography....and homophobia.

Because I sent the URL and a BT screen shot to several media organizations saying you GOTTA cover this....because this is a Canadian FIRST!!

And they sounded REALLY interested....

10 comments:

  1. What are your thoughts on the Folson Street Fair, from which Darcey took that photo? If you are carrying on about the "pornography" on Darcey's site, then surely you must also object to the pornographic displays at the fair, especially given that children were present there? Or is that somehow different?

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  2. I also linked to that post in a thread I did inregards to Dumbledore being outed.
    A good friend of mine stated that in this day and age nobody should HAVE to be blogging that a character is gay or straight and I linked that post and said as long as we have bigots blogging...it is important to blog about a character in a novel that children are familiar with and the character is a strong and noble and much admired and beloved and also happens to be gay.

    Children . esp. children that are gay or have gay parents need to see positive role models, instead of all the negative and hurtful crap out there

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  3. Aaron Unruh said...

    What are your thoughts on the Folson Street Fair, from which Darcey took that photo?


    Figures Aaron Unruh would be all over this like an American senator on a piece of airport bathroom toilet paper.

    Good post, Simon. Hilarious.

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  4. Hi Aaron...uh....wot? My thoughts on the Folson Street Fair? I don't have any. I wouldn't go if that's what you want to know...although I should point out it's a heterosexual thing too.But the point is it had NOTHING to do with the story Darcey posted to go with it. It was just a cheap smear...and something I would expect NOT to come across on a supposedly serious Canadian blog site. But you and your Politic.com homophobes must be delighted to find yourselves on a gay porn site.
    Can we expect some saucy pics from you too?

    Hi Nicole!! I think your comment ended up in the wrong place...but it doesn't matter because it's so good!! :) And of course I agree.It's not that gay people want any more space in the fantasy world than we occupy in the really one. But just a little would be nice, because I didn't have any gay role models when I was a boy...except for Rupert the Bear...and apart from his colourful scarf...I'm not sure he really was... :)

    Hi Ti-Guy!! Yes (sigh) Aaron seems to be my cross to bear...ugh...
    But I'm happy you liked the post. Thank you. Coming from you it's a real honour. I hope you like the video too. You know the guy on the bicycle? That was me pedalling furiously on my way to Canada!!

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  5. "But the point is it had NOTHING to do with the story Darcey posted to go with it."

    Oh!, it's the irrelevance of the picture that offended you! Although seeing as how you wrote absolutely nothing about the story Darcey addresses, I'm not sure why this would pose a problem for you. If I'm misinterpreting you, please do let me know. Goodness knows I wouldn't want to take the wrong impression from your moving and elegant prose.

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  6. hahaha the site is down!!!! oh, with some drivel about 'we'll be back again soon and we know who you are who shut us down'.....wording something to that effect.

    dmb posted that pic because he's gone nuts holding his homo feelings in. dedicating the ammount of time he does to his former blog drove the guy over the edge , defending false foundations that ran against his own psyche.

    shame that someone has to work that hard in attemmpt to prove who he isn't.

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  7. Hello Aaron....I'm afraid I still don't get why you are so riled up.
    Are you seriously suggesting that the Blogging Tories should run gay pornography for NO reason at all?
    Does that mean we will soon have Steve Janke's Wanky Spanky Time? Or Dr Roy's Enema Corner? Or will you and George put up some wicked pictures of what really goes on at the Politic.com....to try to woo me into your clutches. You bad boys.You know if I was a few years younger you guys could be ARRESTED.
    But don't worry I won't tell.
    All I want to know is....why DO you hate gay people so much? I forget....

    Hi Scout!! Yes I find that notice about how somebody took down his site so PATHETIC. Does that redneck take us all for idiots. You know once upon a time I thought it would be really interesting to have a Metis blogger writing about his life. But then I realized that the guy had some real issues with the way he portrayed native people. And then came the obsessive and violent homophobia. That guy sure hates a lot of things about himself. He really needs to examine his soul before he goes completely off the deep end. If he hasn't already...

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  8. Oh one more thing Aaron...I forgot to thank you for praising my "moving and elegant prose."
    I was moved by that. In fact I don't mind admitting that it almost gave me a woody. Ok ok...not just ALMOST...more like big, red, and hard... So please keep it up. Flattery will get you almost EVERYTHING. Just not what you really want. Sorry... ;)

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  9. Hey Simon.

    sorry..,,if you misunderstood me.
    I had meant to say that I had also linked to D.M.B's post, in a post that I did inregards to Dumbledore's character, because there are people like B.M.B. out there spewing their hate.
    I love how this morning, some of his followers have tried to play down his intentions, but if everyone is honest with themselves...;-)

    So, Rupert the Bear, huh? lol

    Seriously, I meant everything I said and I am very happy that Rowlings made her announcement, regardless of her intentions.
    When my friend Jay tells me all about all he went thru as a scared and confused kid in the 80's and just the hell that one of my dearest friends went thru as well, it breaks my heart. I think of my own children and would never want them to feel alone and afraid.

    I really, really hope that as each generation passes, we become a more accepting and tolerant society.

    Ps. Simon, when I read your comments, you crack me up!!! You are really witty and funny...but I am sure you already knew that!
    Have a great weekend.

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