Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Stephen Harper: Now it's REALLY Animal Farm
Remember how I predicted the other day that Great Fat Leader would soon be posing as an animal lover to try to soften his image?
After taking this torpedo of a poll right up his big fat ass.
And receiving this advice from the pollster and former Liberal hack Peter Donolo...
Women may be uncomfortable with Mr. Harper's combative style, said Mr. Donolo. He said the Prime Minister needs to get back to stressing his middle-class values and family orientation.
Well let's take a look at the Prime Minister's website shall we? And what do we find? Yikes!!! A brand New/Nouveau section on......wait for it..... pet adoption.
OMFGAM! Isn't THAT Prime Ministerial? Talk about Great Fat Leader's Animal Farm....can we call him Napoleon now? Don't you feel safer already?
And what's that Wiggle Waggle Walkathon all about? Is that a NEW name for the Tory Caucus?
Isn't Harpo DESPERATE? Isn't this government a FARCE?
Isn't that purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect? Meow!
Coming next week.....Gentler Kinder Great Leader feeds baloney sandwiches to the homeless ..... AND adopts AIDS orphan from Africa.
Or failing that.....due to ReformCon backlash over darkie immigrants.... orders his consort John Baird to make sure Mrs Harper has another child....before the next election.
Oooh....that might be REALLY difficult.